at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Can I color on your dick again?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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