I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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