It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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