just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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