Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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