I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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