the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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