Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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