That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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