Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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