i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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