I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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