The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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