why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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