Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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