I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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