I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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