haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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