How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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