I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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