Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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