Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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