I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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