I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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