insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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