at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.