I just saw a hot homeless man
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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