Farmville is her only friend.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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