im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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