Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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