Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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