yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
