i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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