Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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