Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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