I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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