Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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