did you get engaged???
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
it hurts more in the daytime
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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