my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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