ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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