And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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