looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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