she was so not down for the gang bang
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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