The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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