I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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