I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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