This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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