i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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