he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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