when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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