You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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