We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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