I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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