Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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