I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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