Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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