You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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