if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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