Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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